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Seems lately I have been a little busy and very distracted and posted this with no write-up originally. Since it is a little too late for a full story I will just tell this small thing on the boys I have dated theme.

Once I broke with a guy because the first time we were supposed to be intimate he brought a little box with him into the room. What was in that box that could ruin the whole thing? Hats, little tiny hats. He made hats for his penis. I am not kidding little sombrero, little top hat, tiny baseball cap. You get the idea. As amusing as it all was and I appreciate him giving me a story to share with y’all. Tiny hats are just too much for me, call me a prude but I prefer my men a little less accessorized.